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W Ketchup™ Resists the Tyranny of Depraved Leftist Intellectuals
The satirist Juvenal writing two thousand years ago bemoaned the collapse of Roman civil society:
Great Lord of War, whence came
This prurient itch upon them? A wealthy, well-born
Man is betrothed in marriage to another man
And you do nothing!
We have only to wait now: soon such things will be done,
And done in public: male brides will yearn for a mention
In the daily gazette.
In 2002, the New York Times added “same-sex commitment ceremonies” to the wedding announcements section. Last June, the Supreme Court ruled that the Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutionally “degrades and demeans” homosexuals, forcing the public to recognize “same-sex marriage.”
In the American judicial system, judges must recuse themselves from cases in which they have a personal interest. Justice Ginsburg officiated at two same-sex ceremonies in September. Both of Obama's Supreme Court appointees, Justices Kagan and Sotomayor, are rumored to be lesbians. Neither Ginsburg, nor Kagan, nor Sotomayor recused themselves from the Defense of Marriage Act opinion.
Aristotle defined tyranny as the “arbitrary power of an individual which is responsible to no one and . . . has no regard to any public interest, except as conducive to his private ends . . . the very reverse of a constitution.”
Dan Oliver, CEO of W Ketchup™, observed: “The court's decision is not about what consenting adults do in private. Rather, the mandarins have perverted our Constitution to overrule what normal Americans, through their representatives, deem acceptable in the public square. Leftist intellectuals are determined to destroy Western civilization.”
The German Weimar Republic, famous for its sexual excesses, experienced the first political advocacy group for homosexual and transgender “rights,” and had the first so-called Museum of Sex. This Institut für Sexualwissenschaft was burned to the ground by the Nazis as Germany flipped from libertine to authoritarian.
Oliver noted: “Roman provincials, disgusted by the licentiousness of the upper classes, welcomed the third century barbarian invaders as liberators. Hitler's rise was abetted by a middle class nauseated by Weimar debauchery. Thus with violence are nations that abandon morality returned to barbarism: Juvenal's exhortation to the Lord of War is not in vain.”
In 1798, John Adams wrote: “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” In 2002, a group of pornographers and intellectuals opened a “Museum of Sex” in New York City.
W Ketchup™ Chairman Bill Zachary commented: “W Ketchup heeds William F. Buckley's battle cry ‘to stand athwart history yelling stop’ to the natural dissipation of civilization. We resist the destruction of our Greco-Christian culture by the hedonism of the Left – though, we admit we'd choose Roman baths over Afghan caves, especially if they offer the epicurean decadence of W Ketchup™.”
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