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John Kerry Visits America’s Enemies for Christmas
In 1970, Kerry met delegations from the North Vietnamese communist government, likely violating federal law. In 1984, Kerry met with Communist Nicaraguan Dictator Daniel Ortega in an effort to frustrate the anti-Communist policies of Ronald Reagan.
W Ketchup’s Chairman Bill Zachary commented: “Senator Kerry has a history of meeting with America’s enemies, usually with the intent of undermining American foreign policy initiatives. No doubt if he knew which cave Osama was hiding in, he would direct his and his wife Teresa Heinz’s private jet to shuttle him in for a meeting. This man is a menace and a danger to his fellow countrymen.”
Dan Oliver, CEO of W Ketchup, added: “We find the timing of his six country tour to be suspicious. In 1968, Kerry claimed to be in Cambodia for Christmas when he was, in fact, in Vietnam. We wonder which country Kerry will claim to have been in for this Christmas. But wherever he spends his Christmas, he’s likely to be stuck with the harsh, vinegary taste of Heinz.”
W Ketchup would like to wish all of its customers and all Americans a Merry Christmas. Orders placed before Saturday, December 16, are guaranteed to be delivered in time for Christmas.
W Ketchup was founded to give Americans a choice of ketchup, and a choice not to support Heinz, or Teresa Heinz, John Kerry, and their liberal agendas. W Ketchup is made for Americans, and is sold only in America.
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