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W Ketchup Congratulates Nancy Pelosi
Also offering their congratulations to the Democratic Party were 200 members of the European Parliament who signed a joint statement saying the election was “the beginning of the end of a six-year nightmare for the world.” In Pakistan, lawmaker Ahmed greeted the news by saying that Bush “deserves to be removed, put on trial and given a Saddam-like death sentence.” Venezuelan Marxist leader Chavez chimed in calling President Bush a “genocidal leader” and also called on the Democrats to sentence President Bush to death. Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei commented: “this defeat is actually an obvious victory for the Iranian nation.” Even the United States Postal Service welcomed the Democrats by issuing a new stamp:
Bill Zachary, W Ketchup’s Chairman, commented: “Former peace activist and failed Presidential candidate George McGovern has been invited to meet with Congress next week on the subject of Iraq. No doubt the replacement of Rumsfeld’s counsel with McGovern’s will instill fear in our enemies and guarantee our success in the war against Islamofascism.”
W Ketchup CEO Dan Oliver added: “It will be fun to watch a political party based on the tired, socialist notions of the 70ís get some publicity to remind Americans of their true colors. We look forward to 2008, when Americans will hopefully have a clear choice to elect a reinvigorated party representing the American ideals of strength and liberty.”
W Ketchup will continue selling great American ketchup to this great nation and continue to give Americans the choice not to support Teresa Heinz, John Kerry, nor any non-traditional social agendas.
W Ketchup is made for Americans, and is sold only in America. The only organization to which W Ketchup donates money is the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of service members killed in the line of duty. W Ketchup is proud to support our troops.
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